February 2012
take me to Paris , & i'll love you to infinity &...
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no makeup on.
Drake: That's when you're the prettiest.
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful.
Big Time Rush: I don't know why you always get so insecure.
Taylor Swift: You're beautiful, every little piece, love.
Jonas Brothers: You're beautiful, but you don't even try.
Kids at school: What is that omg go back to the zoo
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
Me: Yolo
I know i’ve posted about this a million times but i REALLY, TRULY, HONESTLY miss dancing :/ I keep watching these movies about dancing and making myself all depressed and shizz :p The only thing stopping me from going back to Talent Box, which i’m really really considering, is the fact that my mom wont let me do soccer at the same time -.- I mean i wanna do something new, but i miss...
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
fat on my thighs & stomach, pls go away. -___-
I'm tired of watching everyone else's story; I...
I hate doing presentations
totally-relatable:
Right before you get up you’re like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and in the inside you are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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